Man Words

Friday, April 11th, 2008

Ever notice how fun it is to combine the word “man” into another word.  If you combine the word “man” into fantastic, we get the word “mantastic”.  The word “mantastic” is simple to define.  Mantastic is used to describe someone or something that is the epitome of manliness.  For example, when asked about my awesome beard, my response is “Yes I know my beard is mantastic.”

Another man word is “man-camel”.  Urban Dictionary defines it being tight pants that reveal a man’s genitalia.  I refer to them as nut huggers but man-camel is fun too.

You are all probably wondering where this post is going.  Well, I thought I would define my favorite new buzz word, “manttractive”.  Manttractive?  Yes, manttractive

Let your imagination run for a bit before you get to the definition.

This word naturally applies to men, of course.  Men who are reading, have you ever been the victim of mistaken preference?  You know what I mean.  You go to a bar or nightclub, you are having a good time, dancing and shit.  The next thing you know another man is giving you butterfly kisses from a far.  That’s manttractive.  Ever wear cologne and another man at work says “mmmm, that cologne smells nice, what is it?”  Tell him Manttractive.  Got it, good?  Has another man’s hand grazed your hand while waiting in a public restroom?  That’s manttractive.  Ever get a haircut from the only man in the salon and it seems like he’s taking a really long time to wash your hair?  That’s manttractive!  Have you ever stared too long at another man’s ass?  That’s manttractive.

Well, I think that about does it for “Manttractive”.  Good day.