First off, it’s been a while since my last post.  I know it’s difficult getting through those long days without some commentary from Will.  Of course, everyone is in luck because I thought today would be a great day for me to yammer on about something. Let’s begin the yammering.  Did you ever get a fast food order that is even close to what you ordered?  A good majority of the  time, I expect that to happen and so should everyone reading. Now you all maybe thinking, that a-hole is busting on people who work in food food.  No, I’m not.  All I am saying is, get your shit together people who f-up orders.  I said strawberry not chocolate, ass.  People who work in fast food should put themselves in my shoes.  They would expect their order to be right when they get home.  Instead I get home and to my surprise I get cheese on a bun rather then a cheeseburger.  That didn’t really happen but you can understand my frustration. The other thing is sometimes you don’t even get the stuff you order.  You get home, take in the greasy goodness, open the bag, and say “where the f*** are my fries”.  See that, you haven’t even opened the bag but already they are your fries.  That just burns me up and of course I’m not going to drive all the way back.  What good is that?  I wouldn’t have anything to bitch about.  Meantime, ole dude is back at the restaurant eating my fries.  Damnit! It’s just not right.  We have to raise up against the fast food f***-ups.  You have to say it proud.  “I don’t want onions on my sandwich.”  You have to be strong in the face of uncertainty.  “I said no mustard and get your finger out of your nose.” We can all make this world a better place for our kids by ensuring that there aren’t so many f***ed up fast food orders. Thank you.

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I lie awake at night thinking about the days of old, the days of Superman Peanut Butter and Donald Duck Orange Juice. What happened to that stuff? Why would someone want to take away my childhood adventures with food? Imagine spreading the very nutritious Superman Peanut Butter on a piece of bread. Okay, are you with me so far? Then you grab that delicious piece of peanut butter bread, raise it high in the air, and yell “I am Superman.”  Then you run around the house with that slice of peanut butter bread, flying like Superman. I don’t think it is weird to be a grown man running around the house holding a slice of peanut butter bread above my head. If I can’t be Superman why can’t my bread. You may all think it is silly but imagine that your office talent show is tomorrow and still don’t have an act. All you can think of is the snickering from co-workers after your terrible act and then it happens; you drink some of that Donald Duck Orange Juice and now you can talk just like the real Donald Duck. Now imagine the delight of your co-workers when you bust out your most profound Donald Duck impression at the office talent show. Oh, it can happen! Think about it. Now, please take this opportunity to comment about your childhood adventures with food. I know someone out there pretended to be R2-D2 while they were eating their C-3PO Cereal.

I know it’s already January 4th but I thought I would wish the two people that read the MWW a Happy New Years. Personally, I have to work on a lot this coming year like work on the house, lose some more weight, stopping being such a douche bag, etc… We may have a lot to look forward to in 2007. Many others agree according to the article below:

2007 predictions: Mostly gloom, sprinkles of doom Many polled see attack, disaster this year Monday, January 01, 2007 Darlene Superville ASSOCIATED PRESS WASHINGTON — Another terrorist attack, a warmer planet, death and destruction from a natural disaster. These are among Americans’ grim predictions for the United States in 2007. Only a minority of people think the U.S. will go to war with Iran or North Korea over those countries’ nuclear ambitions. An overwhelming majority of those surveyed think Congress will raise the federal minimum wage. One-third see hope for a cure to cancer. These are among the findings of an Associated Press-AOL News poll that asked people in the U.S. to contemplate what 2007 holds for the country. Six in 10 people think the U.S. will be the victim of a terrorist attack. An identical percentage thinks it likely that a biological or nuclear weapon will be unleashed somewhere in the world. Seventy percent of people in the U.S. predict a major natural disaster in the country, and an equal percentage expects worsening global warming. Also, 29 percent think it likely that the U.S. will withdraw its troops from Iraq. Among other predictions for the U.S. in 2007: • 35 percent predict the military draft will be reinstated. • 35 percent predict a cure for cancer will be found. • 25 percent anticipate the second coming of Jesus Christ. • 19 percent think scientists are likely to find evidence of extraterrestrial life. With Democrats poised to take control of Congress, eight in 10 people predict lawmakers will raise the $5.15-an-hour federal minimum wage for the first time since 1997. Democratic leaders have proposed raising it in stages to $7.25 an hour. President Bush has said he supports the idea, with some protections for small businesses. Fewer than half the public think it likely the U.S. will go to war with Iran or North Korea. Should it come down to that, 40 percent think the battle will be with Iran while 26 percent said North Korea. Higher gas prices, legalized gay marriage and the possible arrival of bird flu also are seen as being in the cards. More than 90 percent of people think higher gas prices are likely. A gallon of self-serve regular gasoline averaged $2.29 last week, compared with $3 during the summer. Also, 57 percent said it is likely that another state will legalize gay marriage. Same-sex marriage is legal in Massachusetts; four other states offer civil unions or domestic partnerships. People were split on whether 2007 will bring the U.S. its first bird-flu case. More than 150 people worldwide have died of the disease. Health officials fear a pandemic if the virus mutates into a form easily passed from person to person. Women generally were more likely than men to expect some of the more dire predictions to come true, such as a worldwide terrorist attack and war with Iran or North Korea. Democrats and people under 35 were more likely than Republicans and older people to say global warming will worsen in 2007. The telephone poll of 1,000 adults was conducted Dec. 12-14 by Ipsos, an international polling firm. The margin of sampling error was plus or minus 3 percentage points.

http://www.dispatch.com/national-story.php?story=dispatch/2006/12/05/20061205-A10-04.html

CNN reports: ”Hussein’s execution must be carried out before January 27 or within 30 days after the Iraqi High Tribunal upheld the death sentence, as required by Iraqi law. That timeline means Hussein’s death could occur any day.” Do you know what that means?  It’s an end of era like the death of Superman or Jeffrey Dahmer.  Maybe even Gerald Ford, I guess.  Think about it, Saddam has haunted well over the last two decades with his crimes against humanity. Some may think that justice has finally prevailed.  Some may think that the worse and wonder, what is waiting in the wings?  What are the new threats?  North Korea?  China?  Iceland? Either way, the man known as Saddam Hussein will be led to rest by a good old-fashioned hanging.  That would be a heck of a Pay-Per-View event.  Right?  You know, get some family and friends together, throw some steaks on the grill, make some margaritas, and watch Saddam receive the death penalty.  Imagine the marketing approach for that event. Consider this, will Saddam be alive to celebrate the upcoming New Year with a hang…I mean a bang? Be kind rewind, until next time. http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meast/12/28/hussein/index.html

I want to comment on the recent behavior of a one Miss USA Tara Conner. I like to say her name with an accent. Kind of like when the Terminator says “Sara Conner?” Fortunately for the two people reading this post, you can’t hear my terrible impersonation of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Anyway, if you didn’t know already Tara was almost dethroned due to her behavior and personal problems stemming from “partying too much” in New York City bars. The simple reason was underage drinking and kissing Miss Teen USA Katie Blair. Seriously, I can agree with dethroning her for underage drinking but she has agreed to rehab in Berks County Pennsylvania. Simply put, underage drinking is against the law. However, kissing Miss Teen USA is not a bad thing. Maybe she was showing her peer some love and support for all her hard work. Maybe, they have a thing going. Maybe they are long lost sisters and just found out at the bar by a birthmark they each have on their left butt cheek. Or maybe, Miss USA needed chap stick and Miss Teen USA only had what was on her lips left so they shared the chap stick by kissing. My point is, how can showing affection for another person be disgraceful to the Miss USA crown or disgraceful in any arena? You mean to tell me that Mr. Universe can’t kiss Mr. Olympia. Is that not acceptable in the world of Bodybuilding either? What!? It’s two dudes? It could be taken as two guys saying “good game” on the hiney. What is wrong with our world? Why does two hot chicks kissing have to be seen as ill-mannered? Let’s focus on the real problem, I’m fat.

I know it’s pre-emptive to be spouting my New Years Resolutions but I think it’s time. This is something I never take seriously but I always have something to share.  This year, it’s a whole new ball game. I’m going back to my old ways of being more observant.  I’ve become so opinionated and that disgusts me.  I need to sit back, relax, and take it all in.  It’s part of growing.  Speaking of growing, I’m growing in all the wrong areas.  I recently posted that I’m on a diet.  I do feel better about myself and the way I look.  Some may not notice that I’ve been dieting. The dieting is for me and not for those who may not notice.  It’s all about how I perceive myself. I also want to become a bit more physically fit.  A very wise person once said:

We spend most of our life sacrificing our health for money then we spend the rest of our life sacrificing our money for health.

This is pretty profound statement.  I’m going to make the time to become more physically fit.  I’m focused. The human life expectancy has increased by modern medicine. It has brought an age where people will in fact live longer but their quality of life frankly is terrible.  What good is holding on that last gasp of life by some machine or some medication?  Most of the time those folks can’t crap and tell you about it.  Ultimately, I have a lot on my plate for the New Year but I’m ready.

     Edguardo bought Joel a birthday cake this past Saturday for a party.  He even added “Hap Jo” onto the already wonderfully decorated cake to express his birthday wishes to Joel. Edguardo, don’t quit your day job.  You would not make it in the highly competitive cake writing field.

We have done it again. The Moment With Will web site has once again gone outside of the box to bring you the best in web content. Recently, I posted and commented on a news story that sparked a lot of interest. Because we received so much feedback on this topic, we felt that it was important to develop a piece of the web site dedicated to relationships. You will now be able to submit relationship questions to the on-site relationship guru, Ask Joel.  Simply click on the Ask Joel link, fill out the appropriate information and submit to have your question answered. As always, we thank you for your support and we hope you will visit us frequently. There are always new things going on. Could a new video be coming out soon? I guess you will have to check back soon

So, you and your significant other have a rough argument. Maybe words are exchanged or insults are slung back and forth. The quarrel could be something as simple as a disagreement over who didn’t empty the dishwasher. The tiff could have originated after a ridiculous comment over who’s turn it is to walk the dog. Regardless of the cause, it is extremely important to talk with that special person you share your bed with and work out the tension before you go to sleep that night. If you choose to go to bed without fixing the cause, there may be a chance you end with this effect:

Police: Sleeping Man’s Genitals Set On Fire By Girlfriend A woman in Fulton County, GA., who was angry with her boyfriend when the pair went to bed over the weekend, poured gasoline on his genitals and ignited a fire, according to police. Fulton County police said Bobby Thompson and his girlfriend Cynthia Covington had a fight Saturday morning and Thompson went to bed. However, Covington was still upset, the report said. Covington then allegedly poured gasoline between Thompson’s legs and ignited a fire. Covington also caught fire, the report said. Both were transported to Grady Hospital’s burn unit. Covington was in critical condition Sunday night while Thompson was listed in stable condition. Covington faces aggravated assault and arson charges.

She was so upset that she had no other choice but to burn the man’s genitals? What kind of decision making was going on through this woman’s mind? At what point in the evening did this woman decide that the only answer to her rage would be to set fire to this man’s junk? You see people, the moral to this story is pretty apparent. When you go to bed at night with the one you care about, make sure you talk through your differences. Instead of staying angry, chat a bit, work things out, make a little “shibanga bang.” It’s much easier to wake up in your mate’s arms than finding yourself in a hospital bed suffering from third degree burns only to be shipped off to prison for 10-15 years.