Yes, that’s right.  A website called Whiskipedia launched January 1, 2008.  It’s one of those wikis, you know wiki, wiki, wiki, put the needle on the record.  Anyways, it’s everything you want to know about whiskey.  Read it, then maybe drink whiskey assuming you like whiskey and you are older enough. Check it out by clicking here. Later

This year was awful for the Moment with Will.  I have to apologize to the two people who read it.  I made very little effort this year in posting commentary and videos.  Last year, I posted almost double the material. I will make it my undying effort to post more this year because believe me, I have plenty to say.  I will have more to say about everything.  In my opinion, that is the one thing that has made this site so popular. It will be back to basics.  When I say back to basics I mean back to basics.  Actually, back to basics means I will be making more fun of people and using more explicit language.  As a matter of fact, I will be posting the 26^th MWW video on January 6, 2008.  The video is definitely back to basics.  It is Will being Will not Will being some quirky character with some witty name like Hugh Chardon.The MWW in 2008 will be all Will all the time.  I will be taking back full reigns.  The MWW has always been about me.  I invite everyone to Ask Will this year.  I invite everyone to give me serious feedback. In 2008, I will generate a MWW buzz and not a buzz from drinking six beers.  You know when whole bunch of people think something is cool for a couple of weeks.  That is what I will be creating this year.  People will be talking at the water cooler about the MWW this year. Thanks for reading and Happy New Year.

Yes it is true, we had a wing off. We were celebrating Joel’s birthday and thought why not have a wing off. We had three contestants, Amy, Joel, and I. Edguardo was our special guest judge for the event. The Results: Grandma Joel’s Wings – Edguardo says, “mmmhhmm.” Stinky Ceasar Wings – Edguardo says, “they’re actually not that bad.” Sweet Heat Wings – Edguardo says, “good”. The Winner: Sweet Heat Wings

During the 80’s, the Hoff was definitely a role model of mine.  He drove a cool car and beat up bad guys in Knight Rider.  I still get excited when I see Bonnie, KITT’s mechanic.  She wanted to be with me but I was too young.  Those types of relationships are illegal in some states. Anyway, while I was doing my normal check up on the news routine every morning, I stumbled upon an article then confirmed a new Knight Rider made for TV movie.  The article even included a picture of the new KITT.  The article did not indicate a timeframe for the release of new movie but did mention a David Hasselhoff return.  Click here for the article. I now have to break out my Knight Rider toy that talked when you pushed down the license plate.   Good times.  I love 80’s TV and still hoping for a Small Wonder reunion show.

NBC unveils the new customized KITT Ford Mustang featured in the Knight Rider made for TV Movie.

I know every year I mention the something about the Winter Holiday Season.  For those of you unfamiliar with the Winter Holiday Season, it can be defined as the time period between Thanksgiving and New Years.I just want to stress the fact that I’m getting fatter thinking about it.  The excitement of random eats excites me.  I wrote poem of glee with that last statement.  Noise here…

The excitement of random eats excites me. Drinking cider and egg nog makes me pee. All I wanted this year is a f**kin’ Wii!

That poem came from the heart.  I hope all of you out there enjoyed it.  Being artsy is not as easy as you might think.  It took me five seconds to come up with that poem.  I love myself. Anyway, the important thing about the holiday season is commerce.  We spend endless amounts of money on gifts, food, booze, hookers, bubble bath, hosiery, S’mores, decorations, candles, trees, etc…  Think about it, we can’t enjoy the holidays without all the extras.  Spending large amounts of money is an unbeknownst tradition.  I couldn’t go a whole year without a Christmas tree and a big slab of meat for Christmas dinner.  That stuff is not cheap.  Let’s be honest, fifty bucks for a tree that is already dead but we will still spend it.  Come on! The bottom-line is that I want a Wii and I can’t get one because people are buying them all up.  Stop buying the Wii until I get one.  I am jealous of all those kids out there who will be playing Super Mario Galaxy on Christmas Day.  I dislike them a lot. Buy a t-shirt and remember to Ask Joel.  Happy Holidays.

I was doing some web surfing and happened to stumble upon this article. For those of you not familiar with Rock Band, simply put, it is a video game that involves the services of one to four coordinated folks to play instruments by pressing buttons in sequence. As a result, it simulates a functional rock band. It is a rockin’ good time. Anyhow, read the article below:

First ‘Rock Band’-related eviction threat issued

If you’re going to have an all-night Rock Band session, make sure to invite your neighbors over for some of the fun. Or at least warn them before cranking it up. According to the Rock Band message boards, two tenants of an apartment complex in Oregon were issued a 10-day notice to stop rocking so hard or move out. Causational hypotheses on the message boards range from lame non-metal-loving neighbors, poor soundproofing in the ceiling, and good old-fashioned inconsideration. The image of the notice that appears on the message boards is very blurry, perhaps due to the amount of rock being pumped out of the photographer’s speakers as the photo was taken. One loophole the tenants may want to exploit: it looks like the notice says their lease runs from Sept. 1, 2007 until August 31, 2007. Unless they own a time machine, these contract terms are unrealistic to say the least. [Via Chip Chick.]

Itâ??s been one week and two days since my tonsillectomy. Losing your tonsils at 30 years old is a big deal. The pain aside, Iâ??ve had those things for thirty years. It was difficult for me to part with them. My tonsils and I had lots of good times to together. We shared tons of beers. I always had my mouth open on roller coasters so they could see the view. We shared many, many, many cigarettes. We shared lots and lots of food. And of course, a little tonsil hockey…

Anyway, the good news is I am on the road to recovery. One thing I feel I should mention is the surgery has also kept me away from cigarettes for over a week now and I think I can maintain. Smoking is bad habit but itâ??s hard to give up. People who smoke can agree that they get a lot of enjoyment from smoking. Iâ??m not sure if it is the oral fixation or the affects of the several cancer producing chemicals in cigarettes that make them so damn good. I admit I love to smoke cigarettes. I lived it up until now and I thought it might be a good idea to quit because I was beginning to develop what I call Smokers Laugh. If you are familiar with the cartoon character Muttley, you will completely understand the sound of Smokers Laugh.

That is all for now. Be kind, rewind.

I have to tell you that going to State College and watching Penn State beat up on Notre Dame was awesome. What is more awesome is realizing that Jared Fogle from Subway is in two of the pictures that I took at the game. I just discovered this tonight and I had to show the world. I’m star struck even. Enjoy the pictures below.

Most of you may have thought the Moment with Will as you know it was gone for good. You were wrong, very wrong. You couldn’t have been more wrong then wrong is wrong. Two wrongs don’t make a right. You get the idea.

First off, a lot happened since the Fast Food and Me post on March 6^th. Six months of news passed and I didn’t even comment, Michael Vick and Chris Benoit being on the top of my list. I just don’t think it would be right to comment on the old news.

Today, I thought I would get everyone up to speed. Firstly, I turned 30 and I’m still a douche bag. That ought to sum everything up. Good, we are all up to speed.

Just to comment being 30, my life is moving faster and faster for me. Everyone always told me that once you turn 30 the months become days and so on. I look back at the summer and I can’t believe that it is gone already, since it is already September 13th.

That brings me to my next point; Tuesday marked the 6^th anniversary of the attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon. A new Osama bin Laden tape has emerged. It disgusts me that Osama bin Llama can still celebrate the hijackers or “martyrs” who killed 2700 people. All the while, we should be embracing Islam. All religion aside, I think this violent approach is ridiculous. Osama bin Laden can embrace our western asses with his lips.

Moving right along, Shawn and Cassy are tying the knot this weekend. Congrats to the both of them. I wish them all the best. Shawn and Cassy are good friends and I’m proud to be part of their special day. Let’s be honest, marriage is a great institution, sort of. It is wonderful having someone in your life that loves you to no end, sort of. It is delightful to see your spouse’s smiling face every morning, sort of. Either way, good luck and I wish all the best.

I hope this post satisfies all your MWW cravings for now. I will have more to follow and be safe. Don’t open any envelopes with white powder in it and don’t forget to buy Forever Stamps. It’s stupid to have to buy 1¢ stamps every time USPS raises the price of stamps. Buy a lot, buy all of them. Don’t do it for me, do it for commerce.

Be kind, rewind.

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