People for the Ethical Treament of Toliets
Right now, the news is swarming with stories of Michael Vick and animal cruelty. Let’s talk about the real issue, Toilet Cruelty. Ever drop a deucer that was so large and disgusting that you had to flush twice. Disgusting right. Here at the MWW, we call those double flushers.
Nobody ever considers the cruelty to toilets. Imagine you are an airport toilet and have to be exposed to the touch of a very hairy men who probably had not showered. A man who just finished up a long night with Gretchen who turned out to be Carl. Cruel right? Imagine being streaked with explosive diarrhea as a result of a gas station beef and bean burrito. Wow. Yeah, I went there. Disgusting and cruel.
Sometimes I’ve had shit cramps so bad that when I finally made it to the toilet, I pissed on the back of my pants. The utter cruelty of it all.
The bottom line is nothing can be done to stop this cruelty but think about it the next time you are squeezing out a chocolate hot dog and know the backsplashes are tears.
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