Apparently I live a sheltered life because I went to Sam’s Club for the first time last Saturday.  I think I’m the last person on the planet that has never gone to Sam’s Club.  That membership card is burning a hole in my pocket.  Sam’s Club is like an AA meeting in a liquor store.  Every corner I turned something was staring me in the face saying “buy me, buy me”  You get the comparison! I couldn’t take it.  Anything you want, they got in bulk.   Toilet paper, condoms, earrings, cookies, you name it.  I don’t know anywhere else you can buy a package of 11 full size candy bars for $4.00 or a 6ft. Nutcracker.  Seriously. How do people ever leave?  On top of that other stuff, they have food samples all over the place.  Think about it, they will even feed you.  I had some meatballs and some sausage.  Good times.  You can spread that membership fee pretty far with those free food samples.  The next time Amy asks me where I want to go to eat, I’m gonna say Sam’s Club for some of that free sausage. Before I end this rambling, I do have to comment on the TV section.  I felt like I was at Disney World.  I couldn’t talk, I just pointed with my mouth open.  That 50in. Plasma TV was staring me right in the face.  Amy had to pull me away. Anyway, Sam’s Club is worth the trip.  Free food.  Go there.

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