1. Your name spelled backwards? nitsuA lliW 2. Where were your parents born? Oakland, CA and Newark, NJ 3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? “Feel Good, Inc” Gorillaz 4. What’s your favorite restaurant? Waffle House 5. Last time you swam in a pool? Last Summer 6. Have you ever been in a school play? Yes 7. How many kids do you want? Two 8. Type of music you dislike most? Country 9. Are you registered to vote? Yes 10. Do you have cable? Yeah 11. Have you ever ridden on a moped? No 12. Ever prank call anybody? Yes 13. Best friends? close friends? Shawn, Jeff, Matt, Joel, Anthony, Spatig, and Mi…no nevermind 14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? Maybe 15. Furthest place you ever traveled? Somewhere in Bosnia 16. Do you have a garden? No 17. What’s your favorite comic strip? Far Side 18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? I think so 19. Bath or Shower, morning or night? Shower in morning. It wakes me up. 20. Best movie you’ve seen in the past month? Finding Neverland 21. Favorite pizza topping? Pinapple and Ham 22. Chips or popcorn? Chips 23. What color lipstick do you usually wear? Clear 24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells? No never heard of doing that. Who made up this question? 25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? Yes, came in last place 26. Orange Juice or apple? Apple, bitch 27. Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you dine? Amy, Beerbellies. 28. Favorite type chocolate bar? Snickers 29. When was the last time you voted at the polls? November 2004 30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? Last Summer, Roma tomatoes from my mom’s garden 31. Have you ever won a trophy? Yeah, bowling. 32. Are you a good cook? Yeah, I guess. Nobody has thrown up after eating my cooking. 33. Do you know how to pump your own gas? Yes 34. Ever order an article from an infomercial? Yes, the bird clock for my mom. 35. Sprite or 7-up? 7-Up 36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work? Yes of course. 37. Last thing you bought at a pharmacy? Condoms. No wait, I don’t use those. Ice Cream. 38. Ever thrown up in public? Yes in front of the Green Goose. (Bar in Germany) 39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love? Millionaire, I’ll find true love when I have penis enlargement surgery. 40. Do you believe in love at first sight? No, it should be love at first night. 41. Can exs be friends? No. Well none of my ex-girlfriends. 42. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital? Grandmother 43. Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby? Don’t know, don’t care. 44. What message is on your voicemail? Who cares? 45. Favorite song right now? Not Beach Boys. Can’t really say right now. 46. What was the name of your first pet? Sammy 47. What’s in your backpack? Cigars and Penthouse Letters. 48. Favorite thing to do before bedtime? Eat a bowl of cereal. 49. What is one thing you are grateful for today? Not bald. 50. What are you thinking about? I’m nothing doing one of these things again and got to get drunk.

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